I Heart Free Samples

I didn't get any mail today, which is fine because most of the time it's just bills anyway, but today I did get something else in the mail. I received a free sample from Ziploc. I love free samples, but it seems to me giving away one ziploc bag seems a little...well...pointless. What will I do with one? I guess they gave coupons too, which is nice...but one measly little ziploc? Anyway, nice of them to send a sample I guess, but then, as I was looking at the coupons it said "see why 4 out of 5* people prefer Ziploc's new Double Zipper bag!" and then the little * at the bottom of the page said "among those with preference versus store brand"...which means those 4 who prefer it could have been out 30 who said "I really don't care" and the other 1 was a student who said "Hell, whatever's cheaper cause I'm one poor ass mo-fo!"