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Monday, June 05, 2006

Oh George...

George W Bush is in the oval office with his staff when Rumsfeld steps in. "I'm afraid it's bad news sir" he says to the president. " Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today" Rumsfeld states.
George's face goes white. "Oh no " he says. " Oh God no". In total shock and disbelief he falls back into his chair. " No No No" says George with his voice torn with grief. He puts his face in into his hands and mumbles " No God no". The other members of the staff are moved by his outpouring of emotion.
George looks back up to Rumsfeld with a confused look on his face and says "Exactly how many is a Brazilian?"

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